she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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