whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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