I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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