The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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