If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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