i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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