I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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