That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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