She is in my trunk
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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