Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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