Plan B is the new Plan A
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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