Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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