Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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