Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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