I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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