fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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