I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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