For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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