Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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