OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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