great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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