this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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