I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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