Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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