sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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