I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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