I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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