yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He has the fingertips of a God
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