Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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