But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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