Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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