I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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