well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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