we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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