3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
that is very illegal...i love you.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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