well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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