Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
