idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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