btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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