Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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