someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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