BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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