if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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