I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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