is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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