so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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