So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
