my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
