Dual....:-)
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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