You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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